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07:48 pm: no good
In the bathtub tonight, Teddy poked my breast and asked "what's this?"

"Mommy's breast."

He poked the other one. "What's this?"

"Mommy's other breast."

He poked the first one again. "What's this?"

"Mommy's boob."

Poke.

"Mommy's other boob."

Poke.

"Nur."

"Another nur."

Poke poke.

"Mommy's nurs. One, two."

I poked his chest and said: "Teddy's nurs. One, two."

"Teddy's two nurs no good," he said.

Aha. The critical difference between little boys and their Mamas. Ev'ybody has nurs, but Teddy's nurs are no good.

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