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09:16 am: Hulk Haney
If Teddy's career as an engineer doesn't work out and if he doesn't become a super-model, he would be a natural for the World Wrestling Federation.*

He's a big, strong, sturdy boy, but mostly he has the moves. He's got the smackdown (though I suspect wrestlers don't usually complete that move with nursing on the "wrestling mat"). He's got the hair pull (he woke up very quietly yesterday -- not his usual modus operandi -- and I swear he was deliberately waiting for me to turn around so he could grab my braid, sneaky little bugger). He's got the eye gouge and the nose twist.

All he needs is a pair of spandex pants and he's all set.

* I think they lost an acronym fight with the World Wildlife Fund, and are now called something else. But I've never actually watched wrestling, so I don't know.

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Date:September 5th, 2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
i believe it's the WWE now, "world wrestling entertainment". probably something to do with the fact that it's not real wrestling (hope i didn't ruin that for ya... did i mention there's no easter bunny either?), so they had to add the "entertainment" part. heh.

the whole concept drives me nuts... the one good thing is that it's an easy way to weed out guys for dating. i can just point to the whole arena of fans and go, "um, no."

but if they had to nurse during certain moves, i would totally watch. :)
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Date:September 5th, 2005 10:22 pm (UTC)
Interest in monster truck rallies is another good one for "um, no." I suspect there's a fair amount of overlap with the WWE "um, no" category.
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