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07:00 pm: No, Teddy! (2)
You may not eat the Christmas tree, despite its giving you clean, fresh-smelling pine breath
The cane is Grandma's
The toilet only needs to be flushed once
You may have one all-organic, no-GEI cookie -- ONE
Tampax are not bath toys
If you've thrown the last 10 all-organic, no-GEI crackers, you may not have any more; try some cheese
You may not climb on the foot stool, particularly while Mommy is already on it

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