there's a funny line from the sopranos, when the european girl artie hired to be his maitre d' snarls at him "you look at me as if i were FOOD!!"
tom and i have applied that line to colin, and the way he looks at me.
I know my son loves me, really I do... it's in his hugs and kisses and his excitement when I come home from work. But in my more insecure moments, I sometimes believe he sees me as a pair of boobs with a Mommy attached.
I've never seen the Sopranos (pathetic, eh?), but it does remind me of "Look Who's Talking," when John Travolta sees the baby leering at some woman's boobs and says "I know what you're thinking!" and Bruce Willis' voice says "LUNCH!"
That's me: LUNCH.